For instance, Slavic people don’t like to smile in photos:
Belarus Winter Olympians - Maybe 4 but 3 of those aren’t so much a smile as it is a stretching of the mouth and at least 3 of the guys look like they killed the photographer right afterwards
UkrainianWinter Olympians - 5 and that’s being generous (Lada looks like she twitched before her picture)
Kazakhstan Winter Olympians - Wow, that’s a grand total of 0
Georgian Winter Olympians - I’ll give it 1 cause Nina really gave it the old Georgian try.
But I feel like the only reason Stefan is any good at Alpine Skiing is because he was one of the guys chasing James Bond down the mountain with a rifle at the beginning of The Spy Who Loved Me
Interlude:
James Bond movies always baffled me. This scene in particular:
- Why is the worlds greatest agent wearing a yellow ski suit with orange boots? Isnt that counter productive for an undercover spy?
- Why do the Russian agents speak with an English accent, did they go to Oxford?
- Whats up with the one moron with a pistol? When he was preparing for this ill-conceived ambush and he had his choice of the KGB arsenal did he think that a snub-nosed pistol would be the most effective? I mean really, youre skiing 3 meters behind him. Shotgun would be much more productive
- The rifles sure do make a lot of noise for having a silencer on them
Ok and now for the Slavics cheery counterparts. Im gunna skip showing the Americans because its obvious we are always happy. I mean we invented drive-through/fast food restaurant, the nuclear bomb and modernized porn. Whats there not to be happy about? So let’s go with some less obviously happy nations, like…..
Norwiegen Winter Olympians - Ive been there, theres no reason for them to be happy unless you like your food over-salted and pickled fish.
Italian Winter Olympians - Ive always said that Italy would be great if there werent any Italians but this group looks a lot more cheery than the “WOPs” I dealt with.
Canadian Winter Olympians - Canadas happiness can be gauged by their success in hockey. While two Olympic gold medals in the past decade is all fine and good, Lord Stanley’s cup has been absent for the past 2 decades (0k 17 years to be exact), along with an NHL team in Quebec City, Winnipeg and Hamilton. Theres really no reason for them to be happy.
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